The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
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""When I see a pretty girl, part of me wants to take her out and do nice things for her. The other part of me just wonders what her head would look like on stick"
- Ed Gein, serial killer"

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Last login: Jun 23, 2008
Member since: Jul 04, 2007
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About me
Hailed in some circles as the greatest thing to happen to music since the invention of the clavichord, the Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate are a force to be reckoned with.

The Conglomerate have been producing music together since 1971 when they released their first single "Dolly Parton's Boobs Told Me to Kill Omar Qaddafi", a reggae-infused country tune featuring guest vocals by Bob Dylan and a then-unknown Kurt Cobain.

After touring extensively throughout Europe and the Middle East in the 1980s, the Conglomerate settled down into a comfortable home studio in Upper West Latvia and began expanding their sound to incorporate the diverse elements of hardcore, drum and bass, country, death metal, polka, American hip-hop, soul, bluegrass, and punk rock.

It's a little known fact that the group's name is actually something of a misnomer. Though all four members are actually midgets, only two actually hail from the shores of Nicaragua- Jorge Villalobosramirezcruzvillegas and Paco De La Smith. The group's other members, Jedediah Schwaunsteinlichtensheizekuapf and Bruno Wassamattayou hail from West Arkansas and the Bronx, respectively.

The Conglomerate would like to extend a warm midget welcome to all who have supported our musical efforts over the years- the countless fans who have purchased our albums, t-shirts, coffee mugs, bassinets, and warm-up pants, and of course all of the fine amateur musicians here at Trax in Space.

Keep your eye out for our upcoming releases "Regis Philbin is Actually an Intergalactic Zombie" and "All I Want for Christmas is a Chance to go on the Price is Right"

Website
http://www.myspace.com/thenicaraguanmidgetconglomerate

Favorite music editor
Final Fantasy VII, a zither, and the Commodore 64

Favorite musicians
DJ Nutsack, The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate, Dolly Parton, the Dahli Lama, George W. Bush, and Tom Cruise.

Musical inspiration
The sound of a rainbow in curved air.

Advice to other musicians
Don't bother making music, because you'll never be as awesome as us.

Notes about my music
Your mom will like it.

Music by The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate (View all)
Oatmeal on the Celing (Glen Danzig Eats Too Much Goat Milk Yogurt Mix)
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 5/25/2008
Genre: Metal - Heavy/Goth
Downloads: 3
Plays: 48
Reviews: 1
Playlists: 0

 
Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Her Barbituates with Corey Haim on a Picnic in Belize
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 5/18/2008
Genre: Indian/Hindi (Classical)
Downloads: 7
Plays: 66
Reviews: 2
Playlists: 1

Tatum O'Neal Is On Steroids And There's Nothing The Soviet Army Can Do About It!
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 2/17/2008
Genre: Latin
Downloads: 8
Plays: 84
Reviews: 1
Playlists: 1

Nothing Says What The Hell Did The Chef Spike In My Biscuit Better Than Choking A Smurf In Mid-Game of Othello
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 1/18/2008
Genre: Christmas
Downloads: 5
Plays: 41
Reviews: 0
Playlists: 0

How To Make Anything On Network TV At 7PM Watchable
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 11/25/2007
Genre: Soundtrack
Downloads: 10
Plays: 84
Reviews: 0
Playlists: 2

Reviews written by The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate (View all)
2 Star Man Blues
Reviewed: May 26, 2008
Artist: 2 Star Man
Keep the blues alive. Help a jaundice stricken Smurf.
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assphunk
Reviewed: March 16, 2008
Artist: DJ Nutsack
The ethereal melodies of this song first came to our ears after we had just finished playing a gig in Amsterdam. We had decided to hit the streets to take in some of the local scenery, eat German Chocolate cake from Danish baby skulls, and perhaps enjoy a visit to one of those famous brothels that
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be nice 2 kidz
Reviewed: November 17, 2007
Artist: DJ Nutsack
Vanna White came over to my apartment one night and told me that she wanted me to take all of my clothes off and stand in the corner eating plums out of a Jiffy peanut butter jar while she watched reruns of the Price is Right on the mexican television channel.
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