The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
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Free CD for anyone who can accurately guess the identity / identities of the Conglomerate. Special luv bonus for TIS going out of biz.



BIOGRAPHICAL NOTE:

The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate was first formed in 1966 by founding members Paco de la Smith and and Bruno Wassamatyou, who remain with the group to this day. In it's earliest incarnation, the Conglomerate was nothing more than two undersized musicians travelling through rural Arkansas with a Radio Flyer wagon, six jars of peanut butter, a zither, a mandolin, and a bucket of rusty nails. Bruno and Paco would ply their musical trade along dusty highways and on the front porches of hillbillies who were somewhat less than appreciative of their fresh and diverse sound- for you see, the two had a clear vision from the beginning of what the Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate would come to be. They envisioned a fusion of styles to rival the unfathomably awesome muscial talents of superstars like Barry Manilow, Phil Collins, and that guy from Slipknot who masturbates his nose in the video for "Surfacing."

After a couple years of drifting, the two founding members met up with Jorge Villalobosramirezcruzvillegas and Jedediah Schwaunsteinlichtensheizekuapf, two extremely talented musical midgets who had just parted ways with Barnum and Bailey's Circus in the midst of a Northern African tour in 1969. The four vertically challenged men hit it off and became the best of friends, sitting around a campfire in Trinidad and eating fried balogna sandwiches while Lawrence Welk played on the transistor radio.

The Conglomerate eventually landed a 40-year contract with the infamous British record label, Your Mom Told us to Eat a Lot of Peanut Butter and began touring extensively throughout the Middle East and Mongolia. Upon returning stateside, they released their American debut, "Dolly Parton's Boobs Told Me to Kill Omar Qaddafi." It was an instant success, selling over seven hundred billion copies in the United States alone and going on to win the Grammy in 1971 for best overall song.

The Conglomerate went on to reap all the benefits of success- they took a lot of drugs, had sex with hookers, hung out with Robert Downey Jr., and appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show an unprecedented seven hundred and sixty four times.

The 1980s saw the advent of electronic music and our favorite Nicaraguan Midgets finding their groove. They had several platinum releases throughout the 80s and collaborated with a host of renowned musicians, ranging from Kevin Spacey to Traci Lords. During the 80s, the Conglomerate also found a heavy addiction to cocaine. Their use of the vile drug skyrocketed out of control like something out of a Brian DePalma film until finally in 1992 all four members of the group were declared by doctors to have rendered themselves permanently impotent.

In the wake of this tragedy, the Conglomerate turned to Narcotics Anonymous for support, but it turned out that a lot of the people in NA were kind of assholes, so they instead converted to Islam. Upon learning that in order to be proper Muslims they would have to shave their testicles, they decided to forsake the idiocy of organized religion and instead immersed themselves in their awesome, unrivaled music.

Which brings us to now, and the Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate emerging once more into the music scene, ready to unleash their own unique blend of hardcore, country, death metal, hip-hop, terrorcore, polka, clownstep, reggae, regional mexican, and children's folk music.

Only one question remains to be answered: Are you ready for the Conglomerate?

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Musical inspiration
The brutal slaughter of innocent people, dogs having sex in the alley behind our studio, Dolly Parton's worn out bras, that weird sound Harvey Keitel makes when he's mad, and potato chips. Especially potato chips.

Music by The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate (View all)
Oatmeal on the Ceiling (Slammy's Special Buy Every Emo Kid a Bike Mix)
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 2/10/2010
Album: Slammy Enjoys Taxidermy
Genre: Surf		Downloads: 3
Plays: 16
Reviews: 1
Playlists: 0
 
Sir Prime Minister DJ Clownshoes' Bratty Kid Bar-Mitzvah Spectacularrgh
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 2/10/2010
Album: Songs that Were Actually Made by Slammy
Genre: Karaoke		Downloads: 5
Plays: 15
Reviews: 0
Playlists: 0
Lonnie Anderson Burping Babies With a Whiffle Ball Bat
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 2/05/2010
Album: Songs that Were Actually Made by Slammy
Genre: Rhythm and Blues		Downloads: 5
Plays: 23
Reviews: 0
Playlists: 0
Oatmeal on the Ceiling (Alex Trebek Remix)
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 1/13/2010
Album: Songs that Were Actually Made by Slammy
Genre: Chinese		Downloads: 6
Plays: 39
Reviews: 0
Playlists: 0
All I Want For Christmas Is A Chance To Go On The Price Is Right
By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
Added: 12/23/2009
Album: Songs that Were Actually Made by Slammy
Genre: Children's		Downloads: 6
Plays: 36
Reviews: 0
Playlists: 0
Reviews written by The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate (View all)
5cH120
Reviewed: July 13, 2009
Artist: 2 Star Man
We		Read full review
2 Star Man Blues
Reviewed: May 26, 2008
Artist: 2 Star Man
Keep the blues alive. Help a jaundice stricken Smurf.		Read full review
assphunk
Reviewed: March 16, 2008
Artist: DJ Nutsack
The ethereal melodies of this song first came to our ears after we had just finished playing a gig in Amsterdam. We had decided to hit the streets to take in some of the local scenery, eat German Chocolate cake from Danish baby skulls, and perhaps enjoy a visit to one of those famous brothels that 		Read full review
be nice 2 kidz
Reviewed: November 17, 2007
Artist: DJ Nutsack
Vanna White came over to my apartment one night and told me that she wanted me to take all of my clothes off and stand in the corner eating plums out of a Jiffy peanut butter jar while she watched reruns of the Price is Right on the mexican television channel.		Read full review
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