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Title: be nice 2 kidz
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Artist: DJ Nutsack
Genre: Soundtrack/Game: Soundtrack
Reviewed by: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate on November 17, 2007 (All reviews by The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate)

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1Overall Description
Vanna White came over to my apartment one night and told me that she wanted me to take all of my clothes off and stand in the corner eating plums out of a Jiffy peanut butter jar while she watched reruns of the Price is Right on the mexican television channel.
 
2Creativity Description
If your child is not cowering in the kitchen with their hands over their ears and their mouths shut when you get home from a hard day at the condom factory, then you have failed as a parent.
 
3Artistic License Description
Once when I was in third grade, a kid in my class brought a kangaroo to school for show and tell. I tried to pet the kangaroo, but Judd Hirsch stuck his head out of its pouch and tried to get me to buy life insurance.
 
4Arrangement Description
The arrangement of this song is known to induce multiple orgasms in female dungbeatles outside of Perth, Australia.
 
5Sound Quality Description
When I was six years old, my mother and father threw a surprise birthday party for me. Bobo the clown came over to entertain us, but he was drunk, so he ended up spending the whole time in the bathroom throwing up and molesting my sister. We had punch and played Pin the Tail on the Nutsack, then we had a delicious sponge cake that my mom fashioned out of Brillo pads, turkey gravy, and WD40. It was awesome. Almost as awesome as the sound quality of this song.
 
6Vocals Description
Even though there were no vocals in this song, I found myself singing along. Sometimes, when I'm in the shower, I like to sing Barry Manilow's "Mandy", which makes me think back to a girl I dated in high school who's name was Mandy. She had a big, hairy wart in the middle of her neck and sometimes I liked to kiss it.
 
7Does it work as a piece of music Description
Not only does this work as a piece of music, but you could upload it to an MP3 player, tape the MP3 player to the end of nuclear warhead, fire it at a third world country, and it would then also work as a solution for world hunger.
 
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