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| 1 | Overall  | Description |
| The ethereal melodies of this song first came to our ears after we had just finished playing a gig in Amsterdam. We had decided to hit the streets to take in some of the local scenery, eat German Chocolate cake from Danish baby skulls, and perhaps enjoy a visit to one of those famous brothels that feature the overweight African American women with gold teeth. Somewhere along the way, we ran into our good friend, Delroy Lindo, pushing a boombox down the street in a Radio Flyer wagon. Lo and behold, the luscious instrumental stylings of the great DJ Nutsack came pouring forth from the speakers like breast milk from Helen of Troy. We were astonished and quickly headed back to our hotel room to write this review. | ||
| 2 | Creativity | Description |
| Satan likes to watch me when I pee. | ||
| 3 | Artistic License | Description |
| The equatorial rainforests of Bosnia Herzegovina are a dangerous place to be caught without thermal underwear and Blistex. Nine out of ten local doctors agree that people from Panama will eventually turn into celery. | ||
| 4 | Arrangement | Description |
| There comes a time in every man's life when he feels the need to drown a puppy in a bathtub full of coconut scented hand lotion. This song is more important to the structure of the universe than Skittles television commercials and nude internet photographs of Sigourney Weaver. | ||
| 5 | Sound Quality | Description |
| What ever happened to Dan Akroyd's sense of smell? | ||
| 6 | Vocals | Description |
| All the kids from the Breakfast Club are now either addicted to heroin or serving coffee at church banquets in downtown Minneapolis. It is rumored that Gary Coleman has a preference for male prostitutes and likes to drink coffee with cream but no sugar. | ||
| 7 | Does it work as a piece of music | Description |
| Listening to this song makes us want to go out and sell fried chicken to Vietnamese kids on spring vacation. It's better than brain cancer, Antonio Banderas's spanish accent, and smoking sherm. You can't go wrong with DJ Nutsack, purveyor of fine goods available in many of your favorite local grocery stores. | ||
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| Total Reviews: | 3 |
| Total Passed: | 0 |
| Avg. Days to Review: | - |
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| Total (Unique): | 3 (2) |
| % Favorable Reviews: | 100% |
| Positive Feedback: | 3 |
| Negative Feedback: | 0 |
| Reputation Score: | 100% |
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