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| 1 | Overall  | Description |
| Keep the blues alive. Help a jaundice stricken Smurf. | ||
| 2 | Creativity  | Description |
| A major credit card makes a fine steak knife. Cuts into the thickest ass meat this side of Muncie. Nothing says, "Hey, Raoul!!! More Southern Comfort in my Cheerios!" more than a steak knife with 4.6% APR. | ||
| 3 | Artistic License | Description |
| In the time it takes to wait for service at the DMV, a stranded soccer goalie in the Alps will have finished his ass meat dinner carved by American Express. And, you didn't have the courtesy to ship him some A1. | ||
| 4 | Arrangement | Description |
| Arrange frozen french fries evenly on a cooking tray. For more even cooking, it is alright to line the cooking tray with crumpled aluminum foil. | ||
| 5 | Sound Quality | Description |
| The only glaze worthy to use on a ham of this caliber is Smucker's Chocolate Magic Shell. The dessert topping with its own social security number, anti-lock brakes, the Dumont network, the first season of "It's Always Sunny In Tel Aviv" and it makes a fine gourmet anti-freeze. | ||
| 6 | Vocals | Description |
| The only thing that comes between purgatory and salvation is a cop, his foghorn, and a slew of clown cars. German engineering never ceases to amaze. | ||
| 7 | Does it work as a piece of music | Description |
| This song works as the gum that John Lee Hooker never chewed. He will never get that minty satisfaction that Clay Aiken gets after leaving his proctologist's office with a $1,200 doctor bill and a brand new, bouncy baby boy who is hungry for tacos and heroin. | ||
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| Total Reviews: | 3 |
| Total Passed: | 0 |
| Avg. Days to Review: | - |
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| Total (Unique): | 3 (2) |
| % Favorable Reviews: | 100% |
| Positive Feedback: | 3 |
| Negative Feedback: | 0 |
| Reputation Score: | 100% |
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