Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Her Barbituates with Corey Haim on a Picnic in Belize

By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate

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Added: 5/18/2008
Length: 2:59

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Genres:
World: Indian/Hindi (Classical)
Rock/Pop: Surf
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Artist's description:
We live in a world of meat cleavers and methamphetamines, diet soda and semi-automatic weapons, pop rocks and jelly donuts. The future is a lie. We're never going to see a Saturday Night Special on ABC featuring Kirsty Allie in heartwarming role about the transmission of deadly diseases through fluid to fluid contact. McCaulay Culkin is never going to figure out if it is right or wrong to leave his venetian blinds open in the morning while smoking blonde Lebanese hash and practicing lines in the mirror for his highly anticipated return to Hollywood stardom, the film "I Thought Harry Connick Jr. was Actually Born as a Jackrabbit", a thrilling look at the world of underground nipple-clamp collectors in Venezuela.

We live in a world of meatcleavers and pollywog stew, a world of Jabberwocks, cock-socks, rockstars, stars on the streets of broken cocaine dreams. We live in a world free from the persecution of rhythm, structure, melody, chord progression, and Lysol Vanilla Flavored Underarm Deodorant. No one but Homer Simpson is ever going to know what Stevie Nicks really looks like naked. Tom Cruise will eventually win an Oscar in the year 2048 in the category of Best Performance in a Foreign Pornographic Film, but during his acceptance speech Alec Baldwin will come running onto the stage with the words "Connie Chung Owes Me $1400 for an Abortion" spraypainted on his bare chest.

We live in a world of meatcleavers and vaseline, a world of pancakes and gravy, a world of stuffed animals, carotid arteries, politicians, alphabet soup, and all-in-one magnetic screwdriver sets. We live a world haunted by the spectral specter of insanity and picnic foods.

The only choice left is blood or cotton candy.

Contributors:
Carrie Fisher's Left Earlobe, Uncle Remus, Cake, Sodomy, Trance, Dance, Krustino McFishstix, MC Cheezygreendik & MC Soup2Nutz. Shouts to Peanut Butter & Jelly, Lays KC Masterpiece Barbecue Potato Chips, well-executed tracheotomies, and heathen barbershop owners around the world.

Inspiration:
Hallucinogenic herbs and fungi found while foraging in South American rain forest.

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Reviewed by DJ Nutsack on May 20, 2008(2 agree, 1 disagree)
i fink dat d cover pikchure iz grate gwyneth reely luks gud az uzual an reely enlitens da hole thing... Read full review
 
Reviewed by LungButter on Jul 14, 2008
Myself, I'm not a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow. But thankfully, she only sings minor background to an expert crowd of drunk midgets with voice correction. This catchy little ditty made me clap my hands.... Read full review

Comments
May 29 2008 6:37 am
by clones
I am removing the link to this song because of the tags



May 23 2008 1:43 am
by 2 Star Man
L337n33Z!



May 19 2008 7:47 pm
by clones replying to Din
and don't forget the spliffs....



May 19 2008 4:03 pm
by Din
Hindi surfer rock at its finest.



May 19 2008 7:38 am
by clones replying to The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate
More praise is deserved! And you dragged Spectra and two star man into the act as well! Thanks for the lyrics - this is funny and good - but you all knew that already ;-) Midgets rule!



May 19 2008 2:31 am
by Nyje
And, the music is an interesting and unique form of headf#*k.



May 19 2008 2:24 am
by Nyje
Maggad!!! The page descriptions alone are ripe of way-the-hell-out-of-left-field social satire.



May 19 2008 12:35 am
by The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate replying to clones
Posted lyrics for you to shower with more of that sweet sweet sycophantic, fawning, and servile praise that we know we deserves.



May 19 2008 12:11 am
by slammy
NMC has finally lost the plot.... this is CRAQ in it's purest! Thanks for brightening my evening! :D



May 18 2008 10:28 pm
by clones
I can't understand no more than 5f the lyrics - could you post them? Production and music is really good!

Lyrics

I've got a big brown d**k and I'm from Nicaragua
if I say I'm thirsty you'd best bring me agua
Coming from the...
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