Oatmeal on the Celing (Glen Danzig Eats Too Much Goat Milk Yogurt Mix)

By: The Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate

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Added: 5/25/2008
Length: 1:40

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Alternative/Punk: Metal - Heavy/Goth
Holiday: Valentine's Day
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Year: 1911

Artist's description:
There comes a time in every man's life when he finds it necessary, for one reason or another, to take up a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo razor (with super comfy blade guards and fancy moisturizing lotion) and shave himself a few slices of delicious cheese from the great Limburger wheel of life. There will also come a time in every woman's life when she must spill a large quantity of what might appear at first to be hot Clamato juice onto the lap of her grandmother. And of course there also comes a time in every single living human being's life when they find that they are left with no other option than to put on a flak jacket, grab an automatic assault rifle, climb a bell tower, and start shooting at mailmen.

We here at the Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate would just like to acknowledge all these wonderful and strange moments that come up in the course of a human life, and to celebrate them in the form of song.

So sit back, grab yourself a glass of nice warm Clamato juice, and listen to the soothing sounds of Wilford Brimley eating raw eggs on a Venezuelan beach.

Contributors:
This song was recorded by the Nicaraguan Midget Conglomerate at Mijitdik Studios in Machupichu, Peru.

Sound engineering was done by Rick Rubins from the 1940s big band swing ensemble, Flock of Seagulls.

Additional guitar was played and recorded by the letter 4.

All backing vocals, violin samples, nuclear armament, police crime scene tape, and tomato juice were provided by the United Front for the Liberation of Pancake Batter.

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Reviewed by 2 Star Man on May 26, 2008(1 agree, 3 disagree)
El acercamiento de NMC está en una forma de relación que alguna gente diga que ella tiene con bebidas espirituosas. No explicamos el trance que algunos oyentes experimentan con cierta música de NMC... Read full review

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Jun 07 2008 4:18 pm
by solo
Shit I remember playing gigs with the number 4 back when he was still 3.5 - that boy can wail. You better check grannies lap again cuz if that's clamato juice then I'm Wilford's wet dream about pancakes. Funny though how my monkeys started acting like robots when I played this - I think you put some simian subliminal track in this - god help me if I ever find out what they do when I sleep. Cya at machupichu assembly '08.



May 26 2008 6:22 am
by Awais
U Can Do Much Better . (:



May 26 2008 1:46 am
by CC_Blood
That's some heavy shit. Up the horns! \m/



May 25 2008 6:03 pm
by clones
mmm not so much good this time.