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| Mar 24, 2010 - What is your favorite monologue from any novel, play, or film? |
Response - "I want you to be yourself. Y'know, boy, guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta do is set it down.....Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well, I'll tell ya, lemme give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives this extraordinary gift and then--what does he do? I swear--for his own amusement--his own private cosmic gag reel--he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time! Look. But don't touch! Touch. But don't taste! Taste. Don't swallow! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, he's laughing his sick fucking ass off!! He's a tight ass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord!! Worship that? Never!
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| Mar 10, 2010 - What's the best music to play while driving a recalled Toyota? |
Response - i hate everything about you by ugly kid joe |
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| Feb 26, 2010 - What is the biggest problem facing new musicians today? |
Response - new ideas. |
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| Feb 23, 2010 - Is Tiger Wood's apology sincere? |
Response - no, it was robotic and the fake cry was insulting. he needs his d!ck amputated. P.S. i hate golf. |
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| Feb 15, 2010 - What is your favorite valentine's restaurant to eat out at? |
Response - the vagina cafe. |
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| Jun 21, 2009 - Today is Roncli's first day as a married man. What should his theme song be? |
Response - someone married that? |
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| Jun 14, 2009 - Should children be allowed to become celebrities before they are adults? |
Response - children should be neither seen nor heard. |
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| Jun 12, 2009 - What is your favorite tv show and why? |
Response - porn...uh'doy! |
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| Jun 11, 2009 - Should children allowed to have music careers? |
Response - no...they shouldn't even be allowed to speak. children are gods punishment for one night of fun with the wife. |
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| Jun 10, 2009 - Do you think iTunes is good for musicians? |
Response - yes...but only as recommended by your physician. |
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| May 15, 2009 - Do you prefer to buy music in a store or online? Why? |
Response - sure |
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| May 13, 2009 - From which period of life (e.g. teen, pre-teen, college), do you remember music the most? |
Response - none...i can't even remember what the question was. |
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| May 12, 2009 - What's your favorite childhood song? |
Response - propel propel propel your craft,
smoothly through the liquid medium.
exstaticly exstaticly exstaticly,
existence is but an illusion. |
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| May 05, 2009 - If you could invent a new instrument - what would it be and how would it sound (try to explain it)? |
Response - i would invent the tromboon. a cross between a trumpet and a basoon. it would be fricken sweet. |
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| May 04, 2009 - What do you think will be the next major evolution in music? |
Response - songs that you can hear AND smell. lets get more than one sense involved. |
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| May 03, 2009 - Should artists still make albums or only focus on singles? |
Response - depends on how much they (the artist) has to say. |
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| May 01, 2009 - Do you think classical music is overhyped? |
Response - no...underhyped. almost anti-hyped, even. |
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| Apr 26, 2009 - are you more creative during one season versus another? for example, you make more music in winter than spring. which season and why? |
Response - i make music when i feel like i have something in my brain that needs to come out. lately my brain has been willing to keep everything it processes...but as with everything in life...it's cyclical. (sp?) |
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| Apr 25, 2009 - Do you prefer to buy singles or albums? why? |
Response - i buy 1/8th at a time....i mean singles. especially for newer music. i like to get a taste before totally committing to an album. |
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| Apr 24, 2009 - Would you like to see a compos feature on the website where you create, enter and manage compos? |
Response - yes. |
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| Apr 23, 2009 - A recent study found that people who pirate music the most also buy the most music. What do you think about these results? Is piracy good for the music business? |
Response - yes...unless they are somali pirates. |
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| Apr 22, 2009 - What is the best place to get samples? |
Response - if your looking for sperm samples...i'd say go to a porn booth in the seedy part of town. |
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| Apr 19, 2009 - What instrument would you like to see in Rock Band? |
Response - anything by moog |
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| Apr 18, 2009 - What band should Guitar Hero use for their next game? |
Response - o-town. |
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| Apr 17, 2009 - What is the memorable type of dance you can think of? why? |
Response - what is a poorly structured sentence? this question. |
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| Apr 15, 2009 - Do you think games such as Rockband and Guitar Hero are good for the music industry? |
Response - 42 |
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| Apr 13, 2009 - Who's your fave TiS artist (except yourself!) and why? |
Response - don't make me choose favorites. that's unfair. every artist will have their own strengths and weaknessess. mie weekniss iz speling and ghrammur. |
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| Apr 12, 2009 - In the world of direct music downloads, do record labels still matter? |
Response - no |
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| Apr 10, 2009 - Is it better for musicians to give out their music for free and raise concert prices or to strike a balance? |
Response - free everything. topple the financial markets. kill the pig. slash its throat. spill it's blood. rabble rabble rabble. |
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| Apr 08, 2009 - Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? |
Response - it would be an upgrade from their current quality of food. |
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| Apr 03, 2009 - What is your favorite work out music? |
Response - nin-downward spiral. |
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| Apr 01, 2009 - What is your favorite demoscene demo? Song? |
Response - demoscene demo? really? |
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| Mar 29, 2009 - Would you rather see a TiS app on Facebook or iPhone? What would it do? |
Response - facebook because it's more widely available. it would do my homework, the dishes and kiss me goodnight. |
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| Mar 28, 2009 - What's your favorite iPhone music app? |
Response - IPŠ¥£ip*
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ta da. |
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| Mar 21, 2009 - Why do groupies exist? |
Response - to procreate and make MORE groupies! |
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| Mar 18, 2009 - What is your alarm clock music? |
Response - BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! |
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| Mar 17, 2009 - What song do you sing or hum while taking a shower/bath? Why? (keep it clean!) |
Response - the national anthem. why? because i want to feel patriotic while my wife is serviceing me in the shower:) was that too dirty? |
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| Mar 16, 2009 - Do you think Apple and iTunes is helping or hurting the music industry? Why? |
Response - yes. |
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| Mar 15, 2009 - If you could eliminate one instrument from modern music, which one would it be and why? |
Response - instrument: soprano saxophone
why: kenny g |
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| Mar 13, 2009 - What's the best opening credit music you've heard in a movie? |
Response - Batman(1989). danny elfman = a god. |
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| Mar 11, 2009 - What would be the theme song of Obama's presidency so far? |
Response - passionate kisses |
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| Mar 10, 2009 - What ringtone do you currently have? Do you have different ringtones for different callers? If so, what are they and why? |
Response - my ringtone is MC-4 Acid by AFX. it sounds like angry porn music:) |
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| Mar 05, 2009 - Alone on a deserted tropical island, what instruments could you create and what would you name them. |
Response - i would create a new line of vd questions. |
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| Mar 04, 2009 - Play by ear vs classic theory training, which are you? Your thoughts on both sides. |
Response - zzzzz. |
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| Mar 02, 2009 - Define a perfect sample bank for inspiring you to write a new song? |
Response - nothing but the sounds of sex...slapping skin and heavy breathing. there's all sorts of rhythm during coitus. |
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| Mar 01, 2009 - What is your favorite music site (other than TiS) and why? :) |
Response - there are other music websites? i have choices? holy S! |
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| Feb 26, 2009 - What 2 genres would make an interesting hybrid? |
Response - 2 star man and clones. |
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| Feb 22, 2009 - What makes good game music? |
Response - screams and sounds of violent sex. |
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| Feb 21, 2009 - What is the best book you have read recently? (title, author, genre - why you like it) |
Response - choke by chuck palaskjghdlyutadnyck. a nice book about a dude who purposefully chokes on food in fancy restaurants so he can get rich people to "save him" and send him money to help him "get back on his feet". it's a really fucked up book and it's great. i say read it. |
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| Feb 19, 2009 - Is opera a dead art form? |
Response - no. opera is still a valid web browser...wait did you mean opera like "placido domingo" opera? whoops. |
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| Feb 18, 2009 - What's the best music for pregnant women to listen to? |
Response - Chopin. |
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| Feb 17, 2009 - What is the ideal rating system for music? (From a listener's point of view, yesterday was musician's) |
Response - from g to nc-17 |
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| Feb 12, 2009 - What is your favorite food recipe to prepare? |
Response - chicken fried death |
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| Feb 11, 2009 - Is music merely mathematics? |
Response - yes...but it's math with a soul. |
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| Feb 01, 2009 - It has been said that to be a great musician, you have to have had your heart broken at least once. Do you agree? What's your story? |
Response - no. according to the "great artist handbook" a minimum of 2 gut-wrenching heartbreaks is required. and they have to have been within 2 years of eachother. otherwise you are simply classed as "respected musician". it's all in the handbook. |
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| Jan 29, 2009 - Is music merely mathematics? |
Response - yes...no...sure. |
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| Jan 28, 2009 - Is there such a thing as bad music? Explain. |
Response - yes...most of mine is. |
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| Jan 25, 2009 - Alone on a deserted tropical island, what instruments could you create and what would you name them? |
Response - didn't we have this question already? whatever. provided there was a coconut tree...i could fashion myself a guitar/stringed intrament from it. i'd call it the "drustreph quilmi"...or some nonsense word like that. |
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| Jan 24, 2009 - Play by ear vs classic theory training, which are you? Your thoughts on both sides. |
Response - i took 5 years of theory as a child...yet now i have forgotten most of it. however, the ear training has stuck with me. so i'm a play by ear type...with a dash of theory. |
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| Jan 23, 2009 - Define a perfect sample bank for inspiring you to write a new song? |
Response - farts |
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| Jan 22, 2009 - What 2 genres would make an interesting hybrid? |
Response - country-breakcore. so when yer wife leaves you, and takes yer truck and yer dog...go eat some acid and make an "achy-breakycore" song. |
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| Jan 21, 2009 - What artist(s) do you like but are ashamed to admit it? |
Response - leonard nimoy. his cd (and william shatners 2 cds) are total nerd-porn. |
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| Jan 19, 2009 - What is the best synth for home production on a budget? |
Response - one that uses electricity. |
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| Jan 18, 2009 - What is the best Beatles song, like 'em or not? |
Response - i'm a big fan of the silent 2 second interludes between each song. |
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| Jan 17, 2009 - Is music better today than in the past? If not, when in the past do you think was the golden age of music? |
Response - um....42. |
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| Jan 16, 2009 - What is the definition of music to you? |
Response - what ever i think of as music...is music to me. |
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| Jan 15, 2009 - Which is more important: love or logic? |
Response - love. man can not live on logic alone. |
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| Jan 14, 2009 - What do you think President Obama's theme song should be? |
Response - chariots of fire. |
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| Jan 13, 2009 - Is our perception of reality real? |
Response - yes and no. |
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| Jan 12, 2009 - How can it be determined that my experience of consciousness is the same as anyone else's experience of consciousness? |
Response - it can't. perception is reality. |
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| Jan 11, 2009 - If you could live forever, would you? What would you do with your time? |
Response - yes...unless i suddenly lost my fear of death. since i would have so much time to kill...i'd become an expert in EVERYTHING. |
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| Jan 10, 2009 - Name a movie title that represents your life so far. |
Response - the science of sleep |
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| Jan 09, 2009 - What's the best city in the world to live in and why? What's the worst one, and why? |
Response - best city: where ever my wife is.
worst city: where ever my wife is not. |
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| Jan 07, 2009 - If hating music were a crime, how should it be punished? |
Response - by listening to music. |
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| Jan 06, 2009 - What kind of material is best to make a stick to beat a dead horse? |
Response - 4 8 15 16 23 42 |
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| Jan 05, 2009 - If, as of today, the world would be one big republic, who's best suited to be the first president? |
Response - zan |
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| Jan 04, 2009 - Which music instrument is usable as a tool to fix something in your house and why? |
Response - dook. |
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| Jan 03, 2009 - What do you hope will happen in 2009? |
Response - i hope that "reverse gravity drive" is made public and then everyone can have their own flying vehicle. |
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| Jan 02, 2009 - If you could bury one album in a time capsule for 50 years from now, what would it be? |
Response - anything by Arab Strap |
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| Jan 01, 2009 - Where's the best place to have a New Year's party? |
Response - my ex-girlfriends cavernous vagina...or with din:) |
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| Dec 31, 2008 - What's the a) best and b) worst thing about 2008? |
Response - balloon-knot vioilation.
beeswax, none-of-yours inc. |
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| Dec 30, 2008 - Who's your favorite musician or artist who has 'made it' from your home city/state/country? Tell us a little about them, if you can. |
Response - deftones...they came out of my home city of sacramento, ca. cake came from there too (the horrible ska band "cake" that is) but that's a sore spot for me. come to think of it Testla came outta sactown also. 916 in tha' house. (lame) |
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| Dec 29, 2008 - List the first word that comes to mind based on the LAST posted word. To get this started, the word is... "harmony". Try to keep the words music related. |
Response - TARDIS |
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| Dec 28, 2008 - Which song best represents 2008? |
Response - "everything about you" by ugly kid joe. |
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| Dec 27, 2008 - Who is your favorite mythological character and why? |
Response - jesus. because he didn't judge anyone and he also encouraged drinking. (water to wine anyone?) |
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| Dec 26, 2008 - If you were stuck in prison, which singer or musician would you want to be your cellmate? Why? |
Response - richard d james...or aaron funk...or perhaps danny elfam. yeah. a trifecta of awesome |
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| Dec 25, 2008 - What song defines your Christmas today? |
Response - then i got high. |
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| Dec 24, 2008 - Which Christmas character would you want to be in a band with? |
Response - really? *sigh* lame. |
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| Dec 23, 2008 - What is or who sang the best holiday or Christmas song? |
Response - Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al- |
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| Dec 22, 2008 - If you were a smurf, which one would you be and why? |
Response - i would be Fuckie the smurf. |
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| Dec 21, 2008 - What is the most memorable event (music related) in your life? |
Response - when i had sex with a piano. |
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| Dec 20, 2008 - What's the best concert/performance you've ever been to? Why? |
Response - tool. not only was the music AMAZING, but the art/videos going on in the background with performance dancers doing all sorts of wicked contortionist wonders here and there...and the moody lighting. simply fantastic. i only say this though because i have, as of yet, to attend a NIN concert. |
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| Dec 19, 2008 - What are the best excuses why not to give someone a Christmas gift? |
Response - it's the "thought" that counts. |
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| Dec 18, 2008 - What cartoon has the best theme music? |
Response - Cowboy Bebop!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6zDfxZ4NcE |
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| Dec 17, 2008 - Why is the world the way it is? |
Response - the world is the way it is because humans are the "dominant" species on the planet for now. |
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| Dec 16, 2008 - Is copying/pirating music okay? |
Response - who's asking? is this the FBI? i plead the 5th. |
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| Dec 15, 2008 - have you ever experienced sound → color synesthesia? (experiencing colors in response to tones or other aspects of sounds) |
Response - yay. i love this question. unfortunately, i have not had such an experience. my response to tones (mostly with music) are more image-based. sometimes songs can evoke a single image, like a snapshot in time. other times it's almost like a short film. a series of events occurring. i think i'm babbling. |
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| Dec 14, 2008 - Is the music industry guilty for destroying the true meaning of music? |
Response - try as they might, the "industry" will never truely destroy the meaning of music. the meaning of christmas, however...they killed that a long time ago. |
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| Dec 13, 2008 - Did U.S. President George Walker Bush do anything right during his terms as president? If so what? |
Response - yes...he signed his name correctly on all sorts of ridiculous bills and legislation throughout his 8 year stint. |
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| Dec 11, 2008 - Instead of "1, 2, 3... Cheese!", what other phrase or action would you use to get people to pose for photos? |
Response - how about "1, 2, 3, ...CHEESY QUESTION" |
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